What are we all playing this weekend?

This is the last empty weekend before I go on holiday for a frankly indulgent three weeks. As such, it will likely be spent either remembering all the things my partner and I've not organised for the time we're away or racing to clear through the pile of things I've already remembered I've not organised for the holiday. Whatever the case, it shall not be restful. Where am I going? Let's just say,