What is happening out there

What is important to you? Is it security, safety and honoring a legacy you never were trying to uphold? For me it is danger, without a little danger security is an extortion payment. Safety never tested will inevitably fail!

@globalchaletretro.bsky.social is now available! View past snarky comments and ironic forms of advertising that were the social norm in 2013-2016 and I did much before and much after that for a form of entertainment.

Someone just told me I saved their life. With respect I fixed the mistakes you made but then you made a mistake again equating your struggle to those who are in literal mortal danger so chill

Five presses for power, two presses to prepare yourself and one press to get what you want.

That is proper bench press for, everyone doing reps of five or three need to wake up and get on the eight rep system I am going on about!

If you give a man an entire lake he will drain it or sell the rights to nestle, don't let these corporations or these corporate people trick you. Life is not about ownership it's about having people confirm your personhood I mean come on is everyone not 35 years old and studying philosophy?

The cage is a place where I share my thoughts and come up with new ideas, it's where we play the game cage a where we all learned to man the fuck up and keep running even though you are tired as shit and don't want to run anymore you can't lose that championship bud keep running

I am a social butterfly because the effects of my interactions cause chaos that reaches far beyond the bounds of what I believed realistically possible.

Maybe one day someone will make a game with necromancers and zombies and vampires and it will be cool, not just lame and about having sex with someone or killing one guy who is inevitably inconsequential to the universe

Having a blue sky is like having unlimited power, fun, but also, wondering why everyone else doesn't have unlimited power is taxing upon the mind

my dream is to become rich and famous and then say it was lame anyway and go back to barrie and chill with my niggas because IMO this is the quickest path to getting the Globalchalet 5 piece back together full time and these guys all seem to have shit to do in there 30s

Every night when you go out to the bar, Global Chalet still loves you and Global Chalet is still there. Every hung over morning while tasting breakfast, is Global Chalet not there?

#globalchalet #global #chalet #sayings #truth #bartalk

Bitter regrets.

Inevitable frustrations.

Troubles.

Cold despairs.

Owned utilities.

Inward sufferings.

Neurotic anxieties.

#poetry #poem #economic #poems

My first and only truly loved neopet was a Jub Jub I had a Trex and a Wolf but they were only peons who i never loved and would give their daily rewards to my spoiled ass Jub Jub

Gold is of equal value to a nepo kid's shitty ideas

#GoldMarket #GoldInvesting #PreciousMetals #GoldPrices #InvestmentStrategy #MarketTrends #WealthPreservation #GoldTrading #FinancialFreedom #CommodityInvesting

Dark Souls is the greatest trilogy of all time, there was no better thing for me because it is in the form of three! Maintain deep understanding of Gordonomics!

I am not an insane person I am a person with forms of sanity that are alternative. I am just as sane as the next person, maybe even more sane, but I also am alternative in my sanity and my understanding. I am sane, not insane, alternative sanity!

I am like Akago, which i know is not his real name, but I am hoping not to be absorbed into my evil progenation. I have boiled my existence down into a small child and now the child is beginning to grow, believing to have it's own free will. If you try to eat me from the inside out I will die tho

Bluesky will one day be a capitalist hellhole that is dictated by analytics and economics! Mark my words!

#bluesky #classism #classic #class #clASS #bigfatclass #upperclass #management #lowerclass #managed #analyticalthinking #analyticallifestyle #newwave #oldwave #permanentwave

If you eat a penny and then wait until the market shifts and then poop out the penny the penny might be worth more than the penny was originally worth but it will have poop all over it, possibly adding or detracting to the value based on market economics of what it means to be covered in poop

I have written over 500 poems and you haven't read any of them, probably because you wouldn't understand them because you are uneducated and even if you were educated you probably have the attention span of a small child and intellectual capability of a moronic toddler who still shits in their pants

Elder Scrolls online is trying to get me to pay to be a necromancer but necromancy is a lifestyle not a simple monetary choice, image the smell of dead bodies and having to be around that all the time and now you are saying that is going to cost me $12USD? That's not market value homie

I feel like THC is my Sampson's hair, that if I don't have high grade THC coursing through my veins I might not be able to take sword shots to the forearm like a badass, but it could also be the hair because I also never have cut my hair off

When I die, I somehow expect a Pan-like character to show up from behind a curtain and laugh cutely and then say he says we are on to the next act, like my life is a big show but not even a good show that people are watching, it's a mid-level stageshow.

If Kevin is the main character the best way this story ends is with an anti-hero showing up with a machine gun on top of a speedboat and just reign down on this guy while he hanging out with his friends, this is not a threat just really good storytelling!