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Monday, January 27, 2025

Globalchalet @globalchalet.bsky.social · Jan 26, 2025 Bluesky
If you can't handle the iron, get out the metal forge you are in the space the iron, where it normally resides and you are formally in it's space
Globalchalet @globalchalet.bsky.social · Jan 26, 2025 Bluesky
Iron Fingers, Iron Soul. I run iron along my thighs, I run iron about my mind. Iron, is the man inside, Iron nitrous oxide keeps my gums aligned. I run, that aside Iron decides my every stride.

#iron #MetallicMetaphors #SteelStanzas #ForgedInWords #IronPoets #StrengthInVerse #BlueskyPoetry
Globalchalet @globalchalet.bsky.social · Jan 26, 2025 Bluesky
If I get in the clinch with you I am going to get defensive but if you catch me in the right moment I might give you a passionate kiss thats just life homie
Globalchalet @globalchalet.bsky.social · Jan 26, 2025 Bluesky
Sometimes when I post you are not feeling what I am feeling with respect the only thing I ever do is make shit that actually does make people laugh. if you felt something else you should have laughed. my shit is an early episode of the simpsons maybe rethink your entire life from this moment forward
Globalchalet @globalchalet.bsky.social · Jan 26, 2025 Bluesky
I am all about the individual if you come to me as a group of I will show you so much disrespect it will be unreal because I need to disrespect all of your clan. You arent shit and everyone you brought with you is a bitch and they have never done anything in my eyes fuck them and fuck you too
Globalchalet @globalchalet.bsky.social · Jan 26, 2025 Bluesky
If the world were just you and me I would probably choose peace but there are so many of you I choose violence until there is only one left

#Peace #EndViolence #PeacefulWorld #StopTheViolence #Harmony #PeacefulProtest #ViolencePrevention #UnityInDiversity #CompassionOverConflict #TogetherForPeace
Globalchalet @globalchalet.bsky.social · Jan 26, 2025 Bluesky
Going forward there will be no elements of hip hop or the hip hop genre in the Globalchalet, we only play strict jazz standards and heavy metal covers of pop songs
Globalchalet @globalchalet.bsky.social · Jan 26, 2025 Bluesky
My friends all call me the clean one because I wipe my ass so thoroughly you can't even smell shit if you put your nose right up to my ass most of my friends have double checked and would still double check for me because we are that good of friends
Globalchalet @globalchalet.bsky.social · Jan 26, 2025 Bluesky
Even if wiping my ass was gay I would still do it which probably says something about my position in the gay sex hierarchy because there are probably gay guys also not wiping their ass and making strange posts about being obsessed about it on bluesky and I am the clean one
Globalchalet @globalchalet.bsky.social · Jan 26, 2025 Bluesky
I am currently in a place of unloved anger so I hope you will all support me on this path no matter what terrible choices I continue to make as my rage ultimately decides my decisions
Globalchalet @globalchalet.bsky.social · Jan 26, 2025 Bluesky
I plan to make thousands of posts from this account until it becomes cultural, colorful and full of a reason you can begin to understand, not like Zuck's fucking mess over on Facebook. Like are you supposed to be a wizard of loneliness hanging out in the metaverse or a retarded boomer on facebook?
Globalchalet @globalchalet.bsky.social · Jan 26, 2025 Bluesky
Out there amongst people there is a race of goblins and they look exactly like us, I know you don't want to believe this but I loved a goblin girl and she was gobblin it up if you get what I am saying dawg

Monday, January 20, 2025

Globalchalet @globalchalet.bsky.social · Jan 20, 2025 Bluesky
If I could do one thing one last time I would probably go the the Mexican House but they close so early I would probably show up and it would be closed and God would tell me I should make better choices because if this is my favourite place I should know the hours but I did I just wanted to see it
Globalchalet @globalchalet.bsky.social · Jan 20, 2025 Bluesky
the world is spinning, so next time you are too drunk and get the spins just realize that you are not too fucked up you are just falling into planetary alignment but the consequence of that is that you might puke because you have too much drinks in your tummy
Globalchalet @globalchalet.bsky.social · Jan 20, 2025 Bluesky
If you put a blade up to my hand and sliced the digits, I wouldn't feel a thing, it wouldn't even cut me. My fingers are unsliceable, each finger more powerful than the last whether you count pinky to thumb or thumb to pinky. I CANNOT and WILL NOT have my fingers sliced off!
Globalchalet @globalchalet.bsky.social · Jan 20, 2025 Bluesky
If Corey Feldman is ripping off Michael Jackson then why is he also not ripping off Hall and Oates? And Rick James?

#PopMusic #NewMusic #PopHits #MusicLovers #ChartToppers #PopCulture #MusicVibes #PopArtists #MusicCommunity
Globalchalet @globalchalet.bsky.social · Jan 20, 2025 Bluesky
I wonder to myself often if people have a number that shows up in their life repetitiously in a scary type of way like I do but I realize that actually asking someone will not confirm my paranoia because if someone asked me that shit upfront how I am saying I would deny it as well
Globalchalet @globalchalet.bsky.social · Jan 19, 2025 Bluesky
I want a sexy italian wife but I cannot accept gelato in my life it is not real ice cream it doesnt have the amazing textural quality that I need and if she brings that shit out to the table when I am in a moment of fullness I might have a crash out so I am not ready for that responsibility yet
Globalchalet @globalchalet.bsky.social · Jan 19, 2025 Bluesky
If I were a vampire I would spend most of my time in bat form, flying around with my brothers eating bugs and shit I think if I were a vampire I would have a pretty simple life but we would always be eating bugs and dodging by each other in the night because that's what we do
Globalchalet @globalchalet.bsky.social · Jan 19, 2025 Bluesky
#PencilSketches #ArtInProgress #SketchArt #DrawingDaily #Sketchbook #ArtisticExpression #PencilArt #Illustration #CreativeProcess #Sketching #ArtCommunity #TraditionalArt #FineArt #InstaArt #ArtLovers #VisualArt #ArtisticJourney #ValeriePoxleitner #MusicArtist #IndieMusic #SingerSongwriter #Lights
Globalchalet @globalchalet.bsky.social · Jan 19, 2025 Bluesky
Andre the Giant had spinal issues and Hulk Hogan self reported he made the decision that he should pick him up and throw him on his spine and fuck it up, he said it was legit because his hips were fucked and he was going to do a leg drop after and fuck his own back up so they could be back brothers
Globalchalet @globalchalet.bsky.social · Jan 19, 2025 Bluesky
Billy Bragg is an amazing human being, and he once said that the most important thing is to constantly be engaged, and be involved with the people and process but he also thinks that The Clash is an essential group critical to the progression of good music, sometimes his thoughts are a bit grandiose
Globalchalet @globalchalet.bsky.social · Jan 19, 2025 Bluesky
You need to be holding in your shits until it is bursting so the shit comes flying out of you like it's projectile shitting. This is for peak efficiency, and shows careless disregard for your own health which women find attractive in men
Globalchalet @globalchalet.bsky.social · Jan 19, 2025 Bluesky
Oil is not liquid gold, gold is a liquid when heated 1,064 °C read a fucking book instead of quoting shit you read on #Bluesky #Reddit #Twitter #Facebook #Instagram
Globalchalet @globalchalet.bsky.social · Jan 19, 2025 Bluesky
Being my friend is better than getting your dick sucked because one of the many benefits of my friendship is repeated oral sex whenever you want it

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