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Even if wiping my ass was gay I would still do it which probably says something about my position in the gay sex hierarchy because there are probably gay guys also not wiping their ass and making strange posts about being obsessed about it on bluesky and I am the clean one

I am currently in a place of unloved anger so I hope you will all support me on this path no matter what terrible choices I continue to make as my rage ultimately decides my decisions

I plan to make thousands of posts from this account until it becomes cultural, colorful and full of a reason you can begin to understand, not like Zuck's fucking mess over on Facebook. Like are you supposed to be a wizard of loneliness hanging out in the metaverse or a retarded boomer on facebook?

Out there amongst people there is a race of goblins and they look exactly like us, I know you don't want to believe this but I loved a goblin girl and she was gobblin it up if you get what I am saying dawg

If I could do one thing one last time I would probably go the the Mexican House but they close so early I would probably show up and it would be closed and God would tell me I should make better choices because if this is my favourite place I should know the hours but I did I just wanted to see it

the world is spinning, so next time you are too drunk and get the spins just realize that you are not too fucked up you are just falling into planetary alignment but the consequence of that is that you might puke because you have too much drinks in your tummy

If you put a blade up to my hand and sliced the digits, I wouldn't feel a thing, it wouldn't even cut me. My fingers are unsliceable, each finger more powerful than the last whether you count pinky to thumb or thumb to pinky. I CANNOT and WILL NOT have my fingers sliced off!

If Corey Feldman is ripping off Michael Jackson then why is he also not ripping off Hall and Oates? And Rick James?

#PopMusic #NewMusic #PopHits #MusicLovers #ChartToppers #PopCulture #MusicVibes #PopArtists #MusicCommunity

I wonder to myself often if people have a number that shows up in their life repetitiously in a scary type of way like I do but I realize that actually asking someone will not confirm my paranoia because if someone asked me that shit upfront how I am saying I would deny it as well

I want a sexy italian wife but I cannot accept gelato in my life it is not real ice cream it doesnt have the amazing textural quality that I need and if she brings that shit out to the table when I am in a moment of fullness I might have a crash out so I am not ready for that responsibility yet

If I were a vampire I would spend most of my time in bat form, flying around with my brothers eating bugs and shit I think if I were a vampire I would have a pretty simple life but we would always be eating bugs and dodging by each other in the night because that's what we do

#PencilSketches #ArtInProgress #SketchArt #DrawingDaily #Sketchbook #ArtisticExpression #PencilArt #Illustration #CreativeProcess #Sketching #ArtCommunity #TraditionalArt #FineArt #InstaArt #ArtLovers #VisualArt #ArtisticJourney #ValeriePoxleitner #MusicArtist #IndieMusic #SingerSongwriter #Lights

Andre the Giant had spinal issues and Hulk Hogan self reported he made the decision that he should pick him up and throw him on his spine and fuck it up, he said it was legit because his hips were fucked and he was going to do a leg drop after and fuck his own back up so they could be back brothers

Billy Bragg is an amazing human being, and he once said that the most important thing is to constantly be engaged, and be involved with the people and process but he also thinks that The Clash is an essential group critical to the progression of good music, sometimes his thoughts are a bit grandiose

You need to be holding in your shits until it is bursting so the shit comes flying out of you like it's projectile shitting. This is for peak efficiency, and shows careless disregard for your own health which women find attractive in men

Oil is not liquid gold, gold is a liquid when heated 1,064 °C read a fucking book instead of quoting shit you read on #Bluesky #Reddit #Twitter #Facebook #Instagram

Being my friend is better than getting your dick sucked because one of the many benefits of my friendship is repeated oral sex whenever you want it

I wonder what dave grohl is thinking right now, like is he full of regret at damaging his career so permanently at the tail end or if he is just thinking it was some funny punk rock shit and he is about to crash out and do it again

While ChatGPT could not create a realistic ghostly version of one of my dead brothers, you can use it for simple tasks like what to write on a greeting card but don't expect high accuracy because it is kind of dumb, can't count the r's in anything.

#ChatGPT #Strawberry #AI #ArtificialIntelligence

most of my bluesky writings are just short stories told through the lens of a narrator that does not understand he is a form of entertainment on some truman show type shit but he keeps seeing the things he says and does memetically throughout society making so fucking obvious is was a trap all along

if they cut my fingers off I would get a slick metal glove and you would all just think I was wearing a slick glove but really I would be masking my pain of missing part of me that was essential for doing basic tasks and even showing love my hand is now a mechanical nightmare that can never feel

Gooning used to mean putting on a balaclava and stealing from people who probably knew you in your small town now it means I am having a moment of peace to myself and I am going to cum on my tummy and clean it up with a tissue after because this is a lazy goon session and I am a dirty goon goblin

Globalchalet is not about gooning, all gooning is done independently by each individual member of the Globalchalet in their spare time because it leads to higher productivity ratios when they are on the clock, if you don't sit around gooning on your phone looking at dicks and tits you can work hard