What is happening out there

I hate the Joe Rogan comedy rockstar community but I hated Seth McFarlane and his smug and shitty at jazz comedy stylings much longer,i am an OG Seth hater so show some respect on my bluesky

I always wanted to be a fireman but then as an adult I realized that I smoke weed all day and play video games and music, nothing qualifies me to run into burning buildings and saving lives. The only thing I can do in that situation is become a liability so I understand their frustration!

If you walk around in my city you will never get robbed unless you are flashing that cash and looking real submissive, then you are going to get your pockets run

The putting edge is a place where you try to hit the ball all around the hole but never put it in, there are many courses but you say you are habituated and prefer the one everyone else likes because the gooner putters all have the same taste and style

I've been walking away from shitty nepo artists my whole life, this Morgan wallen thing is not a new bit. Fuck Keenan Thomson, he left Kell behind I can never forgive that sin.

Remember when male artists used to fight over women? That era is over, now they have a gay make out session on ecstasy and fight with each other online 30 years later

Jagmeet is not allowed in India, first politician ever banned, not even Hitler was evil to these guys but jagmeet is highly unlikable I understand their decision

At least Phil Spector wasn't putting a gun in the whole countries mouth trying to cum - if you gave him the chance he certainly would have, but at least he wasn't actually doing it

Africa was the only country not doing election interference until Elon showed us what having your life dictated by out of touch psychos is really about - its about money!

Mob, tortoiseshell guitar,
Small, popular orchestra.
Long, golden, charmed,
Large parts of the audience hate who you are,
Hate your politics and hate your forms.

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Italians make the best pasta but dead ass you put that Italian hot dog shit in front of me I'm going to start swinging my arms and if you get in the way I'm not paying my bill. Not even Italians want this bastard creation

I'm going to get a Jeeves tattoo on my thigh so I can slap my dick on his face. A bit gay, sure, but definitely worth it for free entry into the mansion nightclub.

Spanking is not sexual its violence especially when its a fully grown woman getting a bare ass spank and they let out a small grunt which makes me blush but I'm trying to hide it I better hit this bitch on the ass again before she catches me

If you pay me six figures I'll do basically anything except all the shit that is against my morals and ethics and also if it takes up too much time I'm not really into it because I'll get disenchanted. Also I'm mostly into manual labour I hate doing repetitive tasks so make it work for me

If my family starts following me here they will learn what I am really like but they will also be more woke because it's an alternative platform so hopefully they learn to respect what they have no understanding of

If jagmeet didn't get his double wide driveway we might live in a world where he learnt responsibility and morality but instead we get this guy who is completely unelectable taking up an electoral spot where only 3 mawfks even get the stage

Mexican wrestling is the best wrestling, I'm not Mexican so I dot have full appreciation for it but I mean obviously these guys are flying all over the place and not getting put on their face like MJF