What is happening out there

If bill gates wanted to prove the machine actually works he should shit right into it and let us watch, no hidden agendas, full transparency.

If I were on maple st right now my life would probably be in a small amount of danger, luckily I am tucked into a metal box racing down the street with a bunch of strangers.

I would never go into a giant tiger, even a regular tiger is too aggressive and dangerous for me but a giant tiger is a myth, I don't even believe these stores are real

I was never the type of guy to go to a ska concert, have predrank 3 bottles and then smash back a bunch of jack and cokes but when duty calls you have to rise to the occasion

For the record, gordiehaggs is the character with a 9 inch penis, which is obviously an outrageous exaggeration. The real Gord, unrelated, of course has a normal sized penis separate from the character Gord, if that makes sense. It's a Terry bollea type thing but I never said those mean things

If a post is aggro and insulting it is ironic, if you don't understand then I don't know what to say to you but this probably isn't the first time you are hearing about it

If a post is short then it is double entendre, if you don't understand that you're fucking dumb I don't know what to tell you but you probably aren't hearing this for the first time

I'm the #2 globalchalet stream king, I don't really stream that much so I had to give the crown to bagels because he actually does stream sometimes

The biggest and boldest thing you can do is be beautiful and be brave. Bullies and Bill Gates style economic beasts build backdrops, be the benefactor, be the beloved! Never let anyone take b words from you!

Guys I just realized we can all be like Elon, we all have a dump near our house with rocket parts just some of us the rocket parts are stuff like exploitable poverty and human decency. If we fight hard enough, we can make the world a much worse place very easily!

I can't believe how much I am loving #handsoffate2 ! Originally I thought it was when your right hand fell asleep so you had to switch hands, I thought the non dead hand was the hand of fate! You learn new stuff everyday!

I just bought a bunch of red cord, what does everyone think I should do with it? Only answer if you are part of the illuminati and understand the reference!

When you do Adderall you might think all your ideas are cool and fun but really you are the guy at the waterpark gooning at girls half your age thinking how cool and fun you are. Smash Adderall responsibly, at home in front of banking software.

I just saw the movie enemy and it was not only confusing but poorly delivered. We were supposed to ascertain the emotional demeanor of a spider, spiders do not have emotions and follow their baser instincts so really Jake should be the spider but I think the writer was smashing addies

Put a tariff on deep fake pornography and we have a whole ass new business that can benefit the lower class and allow the upper class to become victimized in the way they dream about, having their surgically altered genitals to the entire world as a form of exhibitionism